Friend: Assaults are bad.
Me: Now that you bring it up, I’ve been trying to hold this in for a long time, but….
Friend: What is it?
Me:Your face is an assault to my eyes.
Friend: YOU BITCH I THOUGHT WE SWORE TO NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN!!!!!!
Me: Well you brought it up so i thought maybe I could…
Friend: Could what? *pulls out ak-47*
Me: I thought i could remind you about how your face looks like shit (pulls out sub-machine gun)
Friend and I: *shoot at same time*
Me: HELL? Why the fuck are we in hell i was suppost to go to heaven
Friend: well you deserve to be here you dick shit.
*Continues fight in hell*